Martin pulls the string on his Al Gore doll. What inspiring words will this exciting and dynamic Vice President utter? Al Gore speaks! 48k
Apu:
Apu pronounces his full name.......................................... apuname.wav 10k "And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free."............. simp220.wav 16k Here is a rare one. My local FOX affiliate broadcast half an episode with two sound tracks; English and Spanish, making it tough for anyone to follow. This is from the Scorpio episode and has a little Homer at the end. simp247.wav 94k
He finally reveals his true identity....................... Jeff Albertson 42k Emotional over-eating ...................................... Loneliness & Cheeseburgers 19k
Nelson Muntz/Canadian Nelson/Irish Nelson:
Nelson Laugh............................... Ha-Ha! Canadian Nelson Laugh............... Hoo-Hoo! Irish Nelson Laugh....................... Har-Har!
Donkey Nelson Laugh................. Hee-Haa!
Burns & Smithers:
I can't even explain this one..................................................... simp373.wav 44k Mr. Burns is an ogre............................................................... simp113.wav 38k Mr. Burns' Pocket Rocket...................................................... simp179.wav 18k The gristly Chinese.................................................................. simp197.wav 19k Burns reads off the list of drugs in Homer's flunked urine test.... LSD Mach 3 146k Smithers, after his anti-gay shot................................................ I love boobies! 9k Burns, the prison warden......................................................... This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons. 57k Burns relates his first gay experience to radio host Jerry Rude... I ate my share of weiners that day. 95k
Krusty:
Krusty brand laughter....................................................... krusty.wav 10k Why we (US citizens) are allowed to own guns.............. British oppressor 29k "Get down with the clown!"............................................ Get down 7k
Bart:
"I know a Web site that shows monkey's doin' it."............. simp254.wav 11k "I want my monkey-man!".................................................. simps1.wav 43k Bart wants a new kind of vitamin...................................... Flintstones chewable morphine 29k "The dead have risen and they're voting Republican."....... simp201.wav 19k "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks, and blows.".. simp193.wav 20k "Country music sucks.".................................................... simp310.wav 20k
Cletus gets his drivers license............................................. simp19.wav 54k Cletus takes his malady to Brother Faith............................ I done spraint my elbee bone. 63k
Homer:
Yeah, I know, "technically" Homer never says 'kiss my ass' on the show, but wouldn't that make a great Windows start up sound for someone you, uh, care for? So, I do a little editing and.......
"Kiss my ass".................................................................. simp102.wav 6k Homer gets a hog anus hotdog from Apu........................ Hog anus 75k The strongest muscle of the body................................... Weiner power 41k Homer can't say "tit" and keep a straight face..................... simp140.wav 49k All you need to know about Homer's masturbation............ simp371.wav 16k "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"............................ simp253.wav 13k Homer plans a kinky evening with Marge......................... simp159.wav 51k Homer looks out for Maggie's safety................................ Fear of bunnies 57k He's not gay...................................................................... simps4.wav 13k Homer lists some of the jobs he's had in the last few years.. simp99.wav 64k "The human wang is a beautiful thing.".............................. simp198.wav 11k "Marijuana can make things fabulous.".............................. simp366.wav 10k "Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs."............................ simp182.wav 8k "It has come to my attention that NBC sucks."................... nbcsucks.wav 14k Homer explains menopause to Bart................................. simp317.wav 33k To Alcohol!.................................................................... simp327.wav 37k
Marge:
"Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out"............................ simp152.wav 12k "Here I am- Eat me."......................................................... simp204.wav 10k "Yes, I'm on Dope. A little LSD is all I need"..................... simp280.wav 23k "Homer, there's a family of possums in here." Homer: "I call the big one Bitie." simp225.wav 25k
Grampa:
"The metric system is the tool of the devil".......................... metric.wav 50k
Professor Frink:
A Lemon ball so sour..................................................... simp166.wav 79k "Oh dear, I've redorkulated!"......................................... simp364.wav 12k
Snake:
Snake robs computer nerds. (This one is for those of us that remember DOS.) Yoink.adios\losers 77k "Time for a crime spree"................................................... simp54.wav 20k
Fat Tony & His Henchmen:
I love mob movies, and The Simpsons has perfect stereotypes and does wonderful parody of the genre. Here, Johnny Tightlips takes a few bullets for The Family, but he ain't talkin'. This scene just makes me laugh and laugh. simp365.wav 91k Again, Johnny won't talk, even when facing the business end of a gun............................. simp376.wav 47k
Miss Springfield:
"Gentlemen, start your whacking"...................................... whacking.wav 29k
Ralph Wiggum:
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there." simps6.wav 26k "Look, Daddy, a whale egg."......................... simp195.wav 10k "I've got two kinds of wet in my pants."......... simp372.wav 10k "I'm a fatality."............................................... simp377.wav 15k "I'm a gulch."................................................. simp363.wav 9k "I'm a brick."................................................. simp367.wav 5k "I'm a Unitard."............................................. simp369.wav 6k "I'm C3D2!".................................................. simp361.wav 7k "I'm a furniture."............................................ simp374.wav 6k
"I'm a Star Wars.".......................................... simp375.wav 8k
"I'm an experiment."....................................... simp378.wav 10k "You smell like dead bunnies."....................... simp368.wav 8k
Ralph learns that SpringFace reveals birthdays.... simp379.wav 21k
"I found a moon rock in my nose.".................... simp324.wav 22k Ralph and his Leprechaun friend.................... BURN 'EM ALL! 58k
Chief Wiggum:
"Get one of those inflatable women".................................. Rubber Women 28k The quality of our American heroes.................................. Drunk or on cocaine 23k
Lunch Lady Doris:
"More testicles mean more iron."...................................... doris.wav 20k
Stephen Hawking punches Skinner out............................... IQ punch 38k "Up yours, children!"......................................................... simp250.wav 9k "Stand back, it's wanking time."......................................... simp309.wav 18k Chewing through the old ball sack...................................... simp311.wav 51k "Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long." SimNuts.wav 12k
"This just in, I'm PISSED OFF!"............................................. simp318.wav 10k "This just in, Go to Hell!"........................................................ His public loves him 22k
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