mail153.wav Siri: You have a new mail message.
mail666.wav NSA mail alert. mail153.wav Siri: You have a new mail message.
mail156.wav Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory: This came in the mail and I want you to have it.
mail155.wav Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory: I hacked into your email account.
mail134.wav Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory- Typical Sheldon.
mail142.wav Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory: Be sure to check the mail. Open the mail!
mail135.wav Howard and Rajesh, from The Big Bang Theory: Anything? Actually, I was just checking my e-mail.
mail136.wav Penny, from The Big Bang Theory: We could only communicate through a time traveling mailbox.
mail140.wav Sheldon & Penny, from The Big Bang Theory: I was going to get my mail. Are you hoping to get it telepathically?
mail154.wav Leonard, from The Big Bang Theory: I got an email from Professor Proton.
mail144.wav Penny, from The Big Bang Theory: Hey, hi. This came for you today.
mail137.wav Luke, from Star Wars: Wait a minute. Play back the entire message.
mail138.wav Obi-Wan, from Star Wars: Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough.
mail139.wav Luke & Obi-Wan, from Star Wars: I saw part of a message..... I seem to have found it.
mail132.wav House, from House: I didn't know people actually read e-mails.
mail126.wav Sheriff Bart, from Blazing Saddles: Candygram for Mongo. Candygram for Mongo.
mail143.wav Peter & Brian, from Family Guy: Ooh, ooh, is that the mail? Yeah.
mail122.wav Brian, from Family Guy: Do you mind? I want to check my e-mail.
mail125.wav Lois, from Family Guy: Hey, everybody, look what came in the mail!
mail120.wav Bobby Hill, from King Of The Hill: Mail's here!
mail114.wav Sonny & Clemenza, from The Godfather: What the hell is this? It's a Sicilian message.
mail108.wav President George W. Bush: I don't e-mail.
mail109.wav President George W. Bush: I'm very cautious about e-mail.
mail145.wav Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live: You've got mail.
mail152.wav Mailbox (Al Roker), from the movie Robots: Mail call! Mail call!
mail110.wav Jon Stewart of The Daily Show: Imagine five million e-mails.
mail121.wav Stan Smith, from American Dad: I need 30 minutes to go through the mail.
mail100.wav American Dad: Stan's computer e-mail sound.
mail105.wav Johnny Gomez, from Celebrity Deathmatch: Here's another new e-mail.
mail111.wav Carlos Mencia, from Mind Of Mencia: I got e-mails, I got e-mails.
mail102.wav Jerry, from Seinfeld: You know what? This is all your mail.
mail103.wav Newman, from Seinfeld: Of course nobody needs mail.
mail104.wav Kramer, from Seinfeld: Mail is evil. Pass it on.
mail97.wav MySpace new mail sound.
mail116.wav Harry Potter: I haven't had any messages.
mail98.wav Ron Weasley: Ah, the mail's here.
mail117.wav Mrs. Weasley: [Owl screech] Oh, that'll be Errol with the post.
mail118.wav Percy Weasley: Oh look, it's our Hogwarts letters.
mail99.wav Uncle Dursley: No blasted letters today!
mail89.wav R. Lee Ermey of Mail Call: Ten-Hut! Listen up, it's time for Mail Call!
mail72.wav R. Lee Ermey: Time for Mail Call!
mail78.wav R. Lee Ermey: You got mail, maggot!
mail148.wav Dropo, from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Oh Santa, hundreds of thousands of letters from all over Mars.
mail91.wav From Stripes, the sound of a round dropping and Sergeant Hulka yelling, "Incoming!"
mail79.wav Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report: Let's check the In-box.
mail56.wav Special Ed of Crank Yankers: I've got mail, yaaaaayyyy!
mail57.wav Mick Jagger: You've got some letters.
mail61.wav Craig Kilborn from The Daily Show: Once again it's time for Bag O' Mail.
mail51.wav M*A*S*H- Radar: Mail call, sir.
mail52.wav M*A*S*H- Radar: Mail call, ma'am.
mail53.wav M*A*S*H- Radar: Mail call.
mail43.wav M*A*S*H- Klinger: O.k, o.k, listen up, mail call!
mail50.wav M*A*S*H- P.A. announcer: Incoming chopper. No wounded, just mail for a few lucky's.
mail150.wav United States Army Mail Call bugle call.
mail40.wav Computer, from Futurama: Leela, you've got mail.....It's not spam!
mail41.wav Computer, from Futurama (SAA, but without the "Leela"): You've got mail.....It's not spam!
mail58.wav Bender, from Futurama: I've got mail.
mail149.wav The head of Richard Nixon, from Futurama: Telegram!
mail25.wav Andy Taylor: There's a letter here for you.
mail26.wav Barney Fife: No mail for me, I suppose. There never is.
mail62.wav Andy & Barney: Anything in the mail? Nothing much.
mail38.wav Rosie the Robot (Jetsons): Mail call!
mail1.wav Bugs Bunny: What's this? A letter. For me!
mail27.wav Tweety: What's this, a letter for me?
mail2.wav Groucho Marx, from Duck Soup: Any mail for me while I was gone?
mail3.wav You've got mail fat-ass!
mail4.wav The sound of a mail box door being opened and a woman saying "You've got mail."
mail5.wav Hal (from 2010): There is a message for you.
mail6.wav Sexy female voice says "Master, I have mail for you." This one is extremely popular. I wonder why.
mail60.wav Carl Carlson: Didn't you get the e-mail?
mail44.wav Carl Carlson: You've got mail, baby!
mail7.wav Homer Simpson: The mail! The mail is here!
mail133.wav Homer Simpson: [Cell phone ring] Oooh, unknown caller! (This would make a pretty great ringtone too.)
mail63.wav Homer: Any undelivered mail for Homer J. Simpson?
mail37.wav Homer (as Mr. Burns): Hello. I believe you have a letter for me.
mail119.wav Homer: Stupid junk mail!
mail22.wav Homer: Mail call! Gather 'round everyone.
mail76.wav Homer: Mail call!
mail90.wav Homer: Stamps? Those are for snail-mail!
mail128.wav Marge: I don't have e-mail.
mail129.wav Marge: Homer, you got a letter.
mail77.wav Marge: Oh my, look at all these letters!
mail127.wav Bart Simpson: I gotta get that letter before Mom and Dad do.
mail59.wav Bart: How come I never get any mail?
mail75.wav Bart: There's the mail, Dad.
mail112.wav Monty Burns: [Phone ring], Ahoy-hoy. (Another good one for a ringtone)
mail115.wav Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle: Thank you for responding to my E-vite.
mail69.wav Snake: I sent you an E-vite. You never responded. Nice Netiquette, jerk!
mail54.wav Patti or Selma (not sure which one. They both have pretty hairy legs): E-mail, female.
mail106.wav Ned Flanders: I'd really like to get the mail.
mail107.wav Lisa: I sent an e-mail.
mail130.wav Delivery boy: Special delivery letter for Mister's Simpson, Lovejoy, and Nahasapeemapetilon.
mail96.wav Susan Sarandon: You've got mail, unlike the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
mail101.wav Bill O'Reilly: And finally tonight, the mail.
mail8.wav Worf: Captain, incoming message.
mail147.wav Star Trek Computer (Majel Barrett): Priority one message from Star Fleet coming in on secure channel.
mail9.wav Captain Kirk: Stand by to receive our transmission.
mail10.wav From Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A soldier takes an arrow to the chest and says, "Message for you, sir."
mail146.wav Jay Leno: Email, email!
mail151.wav Jay Leno: This email thing is just a fad.
mail21.wav David Letterman: Congratulations Skippy, you've got mail.
mail74.wav David Letterman: Congratulations, you've got mail.
mail123.wav David Letterman: Oh, I have an e-mail.
Barney The DinosaurKrustyEurotrip mail11.wav From the old Addams Family TV show. The "whoop-whoop" mail whistle and Morticia saying "Ah, the mail's in." mail12.wav From the game Sam & Max Hit the Road. Sam says "Oh boy, we got a message!"
mail13.wav This wav is pretty much a "male only" kind of thing.
mail20.wav For ladies only.
O.K., ladies, I rented and sat through the chick-flick You've Got Mail. The Godfather it isn't, but I snagged a couple of mail wavs for you. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice.
Tom Hanks
mail14.wav The Tick gets a special delivery.
mail15.wav From Friends, Monica and Rachel discuss the need to open the mail.
mail16.wav George Carlin: There's a letter in your mailbox!
mail17.wav Mr. Jinks, from the old Pixie and Dixie cartoon.
mail47.wav Saffron, from Absolutely Fabulous: "Mum, why are we suddenly getting all this mail?"
mail94.wav Lucille Ball: Well, let's see what's in the mail.
mail64.wav The incoming mail message from the ICQ chat program.
mail65.wav Zomboo, from KOLO TV in Reno, NV.
mail67.wav Joel, from Mystery Science Theater 3000: O.K., let's read a couple of letters here.
mail68.wav Dr. Clayton Forrester, from MST3K: Don't you have a letter to read or something?
mail124.wav Gypsy, from MST3K: Maybe we better read a letter, huh?
mail70.wav Mike, Servo and Crow, from MST3K: O.K., we've got a bunch of letters here. Letters! Oh, I love letters!
mail71.wav Will Smith, from Independence Day: Well, looks like the mail is still workin'.
mail73.wav Craig Ferguson, from the Late Late Show: Well, let's read some e-mails, shall we?
mail80.wav Craig Ferguson: Yes, we have time for an e-mail.
mail93.wav All Your Mail Are Belong To Us.
mail95.wav Flint Phone, from Our Man Flint.
mail113.wav Batphone, from the 60's Batman TV series.
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mail81.wav Computer-generated voice, female: You have new mail.
mail86.wav Computer-generated voice, female: Answer your e-mail, you fat bastard.
mail82.wav Computer-generated voice, male: You have new mail.
mail87.wav Computer-generated voice, male: Hey, biatch, you've got new mail.
mail88.wav Computer-generated voice, in English, with a British accent, female: "Excuse me, but it appears you have been presented with an addition to your in-box. Would you like tea and crumpets with that, my lord?" (I don't know why, but I find a computer voice with a British accent incredibly funny.)
mail83.wav Computer-generated voice, in French, female: You have new mail.
mail84.wav Computer-generated voice, in German, female: You have new mail.
mail85.wav Computer-generated voice, in Spanish, female: You have new mail.
MailCatalan.wav Computer-generated voice, in Catalan, female: You have new mail.
MailCzech.wav Computer-generated voice, in Czech, female: You have new mail.
MailFinnish.wav Computer-generated voice, in Finnish, female: You have new mail.
MailGreek.wav Computer-generated voice, in Greek, female: You have new mail.
MailHindi.wav Computer-generated voice, in Hindi, female: You have new mail.
MailItalian.wav Computer-generated voice, in Italian, female: You have new mail.
MailJapanese.wav Computer-generated voice, in Japanese, female: You have new mail.
MailKorean.wav Computer-generated voice, in Korean, female: You have new mail.
MailMandarin.wav Computer-generated voice, in Mandarin, female: You have new mail.
MailPolish.wav Computer-generated voice, in Polish, female: You have new mail.
MailPortuguese.wav Computer-generated voice, in Portuguese, female: You have new mail.
MailRussian.wav Computer-generated voice, in Russian, female: You have new mail.
MailSwedish.wav Computer-generated voice, in Swedish, female: You have new mail.
MailTurkish.wav Computer-generated voice, in Turkish, female: You have new mail.
