Clay's Sound Emporium
Another outlet seeking to conquer the world through export of American culture.
I have gathered a few of the best wavs the Net has to offer and digitized many of my own that I think are funny. I hope you find that your time here is well spent. Keep your arms inside the car at all times, and no spitting.

For those of you that don't know how to download to your computer, click on the sound with your right mouse button and choose "Save Link As" (or some similar wording) from the resulting drop-down menu. MAC users, hold down the ALT key and click on desired sound file (I'm really not sure if that works, but that's what a MAC guy told me).


Now playing at Clay's Sound Emporium:

The TV Wav Page

The Simpsons Wav Page

The Mail Call Wav Page

The Movie Wav Page

The Atomic Cafe Wav Page

The Oddities Wav Page

The Pulp Fiction Wav Page

The Wizard of Oz Wav Page

The Humorous Quote Bag

How to Make Your Own Wavs

The Simpsons Song Wav Page

If you wish information about the owner of this site (me), this link will do.

Now, for something completely different.

BP Irony. A picture is worth a thousand words

A great place that movie buffs should not miss is

The Internet Movie Database

Type in any movie name and get back all the information you might need. Besides the basics, you can also see the on-line voters poll about each movie, viewer comments, trivia, goofs, etc. Also, you can vote and/or comment about movies yourself and add it to the database. An indispensable resource for those that love movies.

If you are looking for Internet freebies of all varieties, you can find a treasure trove at

There is a lot to choose from and the price is always right- FREE.

For those in need, the San Luis Obispo County Chapter #18 of the

Widowed Persons Association of California

If any of the links here do not work, or, if you have any comments or questions, please let me know-- CONTACT ME
Clay Loomis is non-toxic, bio-degradable, and has a fresh lemony scent.
Look for him in your grocers dairy case.

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